Step 1: toast your quinoa at 63.4 degrees whilst simultaneously sprinkling deep-antlantic sea salt 4cm above the plate.
Okay no, but here’s a few real-world tips:
- Try and get more sleep
You can finish Riverdale tomorrow, no amount of caffeine can fix 12 minutes of sleep.
- Drink more water
You can’t live off of frozen cokes and soy lattes forever. There’s a point where having your body be 60% boost juice becomes dangerous.
- Buy those shoes
Retail therapy is okay for sadness! Provided you’ve already paid your phone bill and unibar tab.
- Make something cool
Put together a salad, or a quesadilla! Putting a bit of effort into what you’re eating can make you feel in-control and good about yourself. No seriously, get out of the KFC line.